On wanting to have someone's baby...
Not only did Pujols just hit a three-run homer to give the Cards the lead in Game Five, but I just followed Mike Burns' advice and banged my Ipod against a table a couple of times... voila! It's fixed! All the music is still there!
Burns: Send me an email (get the address from Mata). I owe you big.
(By the way, I'm assuming that was Mike who left a comment on my previous post. If it was someone different, follow the advice above)
GLORIOUS FUCKIN' DAY!!!

2 Comments:
Does your title refer to wanting to have Pujols' baby? Or Burns? Cuz Burn's first born male is predestined to be named California Burns so you must relinquish all naming rights to the child.
As much as I felt lifted (and in some ways taken back to STL) by the majesty of Pujols' homer, I feel more indebted to Burns. Until I grow a uterus, I'll just have to live my life thinking of what could have been.
And I know Burns probably doesn't want kids ever, but "California" would be a fuckin' sweet first name. Wish I'd thought of it.
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